Funny Bride Quotes You Can Use For Your Wedding

Getting all emotional is sweet, but we are also here to tickle your funny bone. A little fun never hurts, so here we have for you some witty and hilarious bride quotes, and not to mention cute!

  1. We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird. And we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love – Dr Seuss

How cute is that! A quote like this on a wedding card or a board somewhere in a venue would look adorable.

  1. When I said I do, I didn’t mean the laundry!

This simple hilarious one liner can be used absolutely anywhere, and people would definitely laugh.

  1. Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

This is definitely an apt quote to put on a wedding cake!

  1. A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.

A witty and funny quote to may be put up on the car bonnet or trunk during the departure of the bride in the “vidai” ceremony!

  1. Marry a man your age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight!-Phyllis Diller.